Ah, education. We all appreciate the availability and affordability offered to our students. You have done many wonderful things in your time, but let’s face it. You need duct tape.
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History: Once upon a time, monarchs were bored, peasants got tired of being poor, large groups of people with sticks were poked by larger groups of people with bigger sticks, and every individual felt the need to interpret and carryout the will of God. Mark Twain said it best when he said “The world owes you nothing. It was here first”.
American Government/Political Science: We listen to Professor______ lecture on how helpful and important the government is, and the paranoid kid in back challenges everything the teacher says. (This is the same kid with the “911 was an inside job” bumper sticker)
College Algebra: Two students get it. Everyone else misses it.
Philosophy: Or is it?
English: Did I spell that right?
Psychology: WFT, Freud. WTF.
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