School is school is school, or..wait? What! The test was today?!?!

Ah, education. We all appreciate the availability and affordability offered to our students. You have done many wonderful things in your time, but let’s face it. You need duct tape.

<Insert argument here>

History: Once upon a time, monarchs were bored, peasants got tired of being poor, large groups of people with sticks were poked by larger groups of people with bigger sticks, and every individual felt the need to interpret and carryout the will of God. Mark Twain said it best when he said “The world owes you nothing. It was here first”.

American Government/Political Science: We listen to Professor______ lecture on how helpful and important the government is, and the paranoid kid in back challenges everything the teacher says. (This is the same kid with the “911 was an inside job” bumper sticker) 

College Algebra: Two students get it. Everyone else misses it.

Philosophy: Or is it?

English: Did I spell that right?

Psychology: WFT, Freud. WTF.

Reflection

1.       Life gives you lemons………………………because scurvy sucks.

2.       I’m not here to meet to your expectations………you are not here to meet mine.

3.       Want to mess yourself up bad………………………………try pleasing everybody.

4.       Want to made the world a little worst…………………………start labeling stuff.

5.       The secret to life?....................................................................Sure! Pick one! There is an abundance of suitable answers in the world. The problem is they only work 90% of the time.

6.       Everything in this world will cause you strife…………………………until you accepted it for what it is. Nothing else will leave you in peace. 

7.       The sweetest thing I’ve known on this earth……………………is a clean breath of air. Drop everything and breath every once and a while.

8.       We stick to what we’re comfortable with…………………………because we’re cowards.

9.       Life is pretty long……………………………………when you think about it.

10.   Live in the present………………………………Nothing else matters.

11.   The one thing everybody will leave this earth with……………………………prospective.

12.   Pray……………………………………it’s the only thing we’re good at.

Unequal Solo

Over, there, is, there, beauty
Shine, sun, is, she, know, I
Light, a, I,her,in, see
With, essence, she, perfect, shines

Spell, I’ve, under her, fallen
My hand, she’ll, take, pray, I
Existence, my, very, she, is
Her presence, without, I’ll die

Myself, to touch, can’t, bring, I
Fear, I, she, not, will, see
Belong, with, that, I, her
With, she, belongs, and me

Her soul, I wish, in all, finds joy
Pain, I know, feels, she
Power, if God, in me, possesses
Swear, I, happy, she’ll be.

Would, we, love, called, be
Live, I, bliss, would, we, know
And, free, perfect, we’d, be
One, two, made, halves, whole

Ship, is, sea, and, I am, she
She, is, I, arrow, as, bow
Dark, light, I, as, she, is
She’s Juliet, and I’m Romeo

Happiness

I am truly happy when I’m…

1. Breathing (and nothing else)
2. Watching Rain Fall
3. Walking through Grass Barefoot
4. Watching Sand Trickle through the Palms of My Hands
5. Drinking Coffee
6. Smelling the Scent of Old Books
7. Listening to Sleep by Eric Whitarce